making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”
Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.
Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
Metalloid? Those don’t exist that’s bullshit
You’re either a metal or a non-metal pick one
You can’t have a mix of non-metal and metal properties
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is bangin’ as hell.